Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
