She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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