Where did you get a picture of my penis
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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