I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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