guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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