He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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