doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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