quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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