glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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