okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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