I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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