And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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