Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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