Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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