Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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