Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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