Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
The power of my boobs compel you
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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