I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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