you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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