Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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