8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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