please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
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