And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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