i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I look better un-naked...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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