why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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