Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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