your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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