i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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