Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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