marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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