I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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