Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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