Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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