omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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