It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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