I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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