I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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