You really coming over, don't trick.
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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