too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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