i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
If that was your dad, he is hot
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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