Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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