She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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