Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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