I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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