I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We left an ass print on the piano.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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