her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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