The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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