PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
