I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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