Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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