Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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