I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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