he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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