dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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