What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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