Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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