What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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