have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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